Saturday, May 3, 2008

The Hornets Mascot is S-M-R-T...I mean S-M-A-R-T


For this next post I think I'm going to reenact the New Orleans Hornets meeting between the PR staff and the Marketing team.

Marketing guy(MG) 1 - "Alright this is the first time in history that a basketball team from New Orleans has made it to the second round of the playoffs. How can we make a big splash?"

Mascot Douche(MD) - "Umm I can dunk a basketball through a ring of fire."

MG 1 - "PERFECT!"


MG 2 - "That doesn't sound very safe and maybe something..."


MG 1 - "QUIET YOU!"


MD - "Yea Dude, what can possibly go wrong?"


"Trouble putting out a ring of fire used in a mascot stunt caused a 19-minute delay during Game 1 of the San Antonio Spurs and New Orleans Hornets second round playoff series Saturday night." USA Today

Mascot Douche (a day later) - "Oh."

1 comment:

myalmondis said...

this is exactly y u dont watch dumb ass sports like basketball...stick to real fun ones like football...DAAAA BEARSSSSSSSSSSS. fyi daibee...dwyane wade is gay.