2009 Razzies

I'm a day late on this but fuck it I'm a day late on everything, funny my professor in college used to call me "day late" now I get it HA HA HA HA!!! What a fucker. Anyway the "Razzies" were named yesterday and for those of you that have lives, the razzies are the anti-academy awards where the worst movies are nominated for being...well...the worst movies of the year.

Of course my girl Paris Hilton got a few nods for her epic tale "The Hottie and the Nottie" and Mike Myers also got some anti-love for the steaming pile of horse shit that was "The Love Guru."

2009 Razzies - Nominees and Winners

Worst Picture

Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans (from the same writer-directors)
The Happening
The Hottie & The Nottie
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Winner: The Love Guru

Worst Actor

Larry the Cable Guy, Witless Protection
Eddie Murphy, Meet Dave
Al Pacino, 88 Minutes and Righteous Kill
Mark Wahlberg, The Happening and Max Payne
Winner: Mike Myers, The Love Guru

Worst Actress

Jessica Alba, The Eye & The Love Guru
Cast of The Women (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith, and Meg Ryan)
Cameron Diaz, What Happens in Vegas
Kate Hudson, Fool's Gold and My Best Friend's Girl
Winner: Paris Hilton, The Hottie & The Nottie

Worst Supporting Actor

Uwe Boll (as himself), Uwe Boll's Postal
Ben Kingsley, The Love Guru, War, Inc., and The Wackness
Burt Reynolds, Deal and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Verne Troyer, The Love Guru and Uwe Boll's Postal
Winner: Pierce Brosnan, Mamma Mia!

Worst Supporting Actress

Carmen Electra, Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans
Kim Kardashian, Disaster Movie
Jenny McCarthy, Witless Protection
Leelee Sobieski, 88 Minutes and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Winner: Paris Hilton, Repo! The Genetic Opera

Worst Screen Couple

Uwe Boll and Any Actor, Camera, or Screenplay
Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher, What Happens in Vegas
Larry the Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy, Witless Protection
Eddie Murphy and Eddie Murphy, Meet Dave
Winner: Paris Hilton and Either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore, The Hottie and the Nottie

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel

The Day the Earth Blowed Up Real Good
Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans
Speed Racer
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Winner: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Worst Director

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans
Tom Putnam, The Hottie & the Nottie
Marco Schnabel, The Love Guru
M. Night Shyamalan, The Happening
Winner: Uwe Boll, 1968: Tunnel Rats, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale and Uwe Boll's Postal

Worst Screenplay

Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans
The Happening
The Hottie and the Nottie
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Winner: The Love Guru

Courtesy of About.com